WAT DAFUQ IS THIS?

So I searched my name because I was trying to figure out what I used as my login for a site (haven't used it in like...a year) and THIS showed up:

What. The. Hell. Seriously? Is this for real? A) What the fuck. B) Who added me on here? C) What the fuck. Also, I like how there's a "Stalk" option. Do I need to start checking my bushes for creatures other than injured deer now? I'm hoping that whatever this site is just snagged my name off of my facebook or something.

Oh internet...you scary.