BATMAN

I'm back, and I have stuff recorded...I just have to extract my desktop from beneath layers of paper, sawdust and shit from my closet. In the meantime, I was sent this:

WHEEEEEE

Made me laugh and pretty much outlines the majority of the plot holes I picked out myself.

Act 3 will be started tonight in all likelihood.

Trolls

I find them hilarious. I have not encountered anyone who has insulted me properly. It disappoints me. Of course I am not looking for people to actively make fun of me, but honestly, if you are going to insult me, comments like "you suck" and "losergamer" only encourage me to mock the poster relentlessly. I will never satisfy a troll by getting angry, so it's funny to watch them try. If you are going to insult me, do it right. Get creative or something. You won't get much out of me otherwise. I don't have feelings to hurt. Not for you.

Besides that, I am totally open to criticism. I can't get any better if I don't have any feedback. If I "suck", at least tell me why (and watch more than a minute of the video or you'll look stupid as hell) and what I could do to be better. This is a lot to ask of YouTube where half the posters are 13 year-old pricks who have nothing better to do than vent their flaccid, teenage frustration on a stranger, but I digress.

Act 2, Chapter 4 will be posted in a few hours. Chapter 5 is still in the making...I have a feeling this is going to be one of the last LPs I do on my laptop. I have a new graphics card for my other computer (Murphy, the Jet Engine), which should arrive Wednesday...ish. I may do Half Life 1 on the computer as a text LP before that happens (for my other YT channel). I plan on just marathoning it when I have a day off.

Cool Consistency Bro

All the other portraits for merchants I have seen/noticed so far have been the same...aside from this one:

 

Someone forgot to make his face fit in the little circle as well. Minor slip up of the developers...but it still made me do a double take.

List of Challenges

Here is the current (now edited) list of challenges.

1 "Batter Up" (Boss fights with sticks (the torches) - includes mini-bosses) - Change to "Going Solo" (Main char soloing bosses)
2 "Going Sober" (No Potions)
3 "Silenced" (No Spells)
4 "Feelin' Blue" (No Mana Potions)
5 "Diversify" (Fight with non-dominent weapon)- Change to "Diversify" (Chars that have Multi-classed fight with non-dominent weapon)
6 "Buzz Kill" (No Powers)
7 "Bad Medicine" (No Health Potions)
8 "Punch Cat" (One character has no weapon/spell equipped)
9 "Cut Off" (Do Not Spend Money/Sell Items)
10 "Power Down" (No magic weapons - does not include spells)
11 "Cocktail" (Must use a different mysterious chant every time I see an alter)
12 No effect!

Act 1 = 1 Challenge
Act 2 = 2 Challenges
Act 3 = 3 Challenges

Roll of the die every chapter.

Exceptions:

I reserve the right to eliminate challenges at Zaramoth's horns...because it can be quite difficult

Cannot roll the same challenge in a row (shouldn't happen too often with a D12)