Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Blargh

Where did you put the feed YouTube? I can't flood people with completely useless updates anymore. How am I supposed to spam people now? I will have to be mildly displeased with you until you bring it back. Then again, this is like...the 500th time it's disappeared randomly. I shall stare eagerly at the screen until it returns. If I do not post again it's because I have starved to death. Please retrieve my body, place it on a wooden Viking ship (a SHIP not a boat), light it on fire and send me out to sea. There I can expect it to crash unceremoniously into a flock of seagulls and therefore have a flaming, squawking send-off to the underworld. That or Ragnerok will hit first. It is in a couple days after all. 

My arm is itchy. Clearly a sign of the apocalypse.  

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