Spam for Lunch

Brain is fried from trying to do reports again. Not as hectic as last month, but something must go wrong. It's destiny. Microsoft Office snapped in half when my computer was accidentally unplugged by a coworker who was moving desks. Apparently Microsoft Office didn't like a sudden loss of power, refused to work, then refused to reinstall, then refused to uninstall, and long story short I'm REALLY SORRY YOUR TIME WAS WASTED TODD =(

Anyway was recently browsing my old email cause I have some people contacting me there and I decided to see what amusing things were sitting in my spam email.

Hey. Apparently I have delayed burrow notifications from YouTube. 

And delayed hemispheres notifications. Caution. They've got rounded edges.

I got enough strife in my life thanks.

Nice try EMMA. You're not getting my soul. I thought I made this clear after you tried a demonic binding and I ripped out your spleen. Maybe that's why she's being so polite.

I think it's a bad idea to get laid in the women's washroom. Seems unsanitary.

The last three weeks all I've heard about FedEx is that they make customs very difficult for people in Croatia and Serbia. 

People still used LinkedIn? 

Those are the good ones anyway. There was the obligatory Viagra one and something from the Calgary philharmonic but meh.

I intended to do a lot of video work last night, but I got home from work late and then I got confused about why I had 2 copies of the first Evil Within session and then somehow I ended up watching Mesk's Captain Planet adventure RPG. I'll post more of an update tomorrow for soundtrack Thursday.