Emo-Cakes

Life's been a rollercoaster since I got back. I want to leave again. Maybe I can go become a hermit in the mountains and live off the land or something. I'll give myself 5 days before I get eaten by a bear. Or squirrels. A swarm of squirrels. The little red ones. I'll put up a good fight, but in the end they'll surround my encampment and wait for me to get weak from hunger and dehydration. Then they'll descend upon me and I'll ignite the fire traps I set around me taking the little bastards with me. One will survive to tell the tale. And thus I'll discourage the great rodent uprising. Humans be crazy.

Actually if I'm anything like my one D&D character, I would probably just shove random mushrooms in my face and get taken out that way.

Going to be calling up all the old favourites today. I'm not in the mood for searching for new stuff.

Bastion
Crypt of the Necrodancer
Witcher 3

Been playing pretty much exclusively Shadow of Mordor. I want to get another solo LP out. It's been so long. I've actually been having quite a bit of fun playing it, but I keep getting myself into insane situations. The tagline for it really should be "I didn't want this" and the thumbnail for the series can be our emo-cakes protagonist doing a faceplant into a group of about 20 orcs.

That or I can do a compilation of faceplants when the series is over. Evil Within has got me all CREATIVE. Which, by the way, if you haven't seen it, I'd check out the oddities compilations. Those videos perfectly outline why that game is a "work of art".

The Oddities Within